No really, take a guess. This is a blind item from Crazy Days and Nights that’s quite possibly as fake as fake can be, but it’s still fun to speculate.

Just a couple of hours ago, The Band Perry released their brand new single ‘Better Dig Two’ which begins their new album cycle (currently untitled and set for release Spring 2013). It is streaming via Rolling Stone and you can listen to it there. I tried Googling the lyrics, however, and nowhere seems to have them yet, so I took it upon myself to transcribe them by ear. I think these are pretty much accurate but please let me know if any alterations need to be made.

Ooooh, possible corruption and intrigue at the county office.

Hubba hubba. I think I may just have a new girl crush! Kellie Pickler is on the cover and in the pages of Maxim magazine’s special Salute to the Military …

Dierks Bentley has one of the coolest Airstreams around. Check it out.

Greg Statler Balsley, 49, drowned last Wednesday, June 20, 2012, in Nags Head, North Carolina. Greg is the son of Statler Brothers founding member Phil Balsley.

Carrie Underwood’s home is absolutely adorable.

Very sad.  I would have been more sad had it been one of the main Duke boys, but still, this is sad. The Dukes of Hazzard was one of my …

Remember back in the day when our only true social media was Maury Povich, Jerry Springer, or the Today Show? There was no DVR and most of us couldn’t program our VCRs so we’d gather around our TVs to check out the latest guests who were going to duke it out or at least give a severe verbal beatdown.

If we were lucky the guests were celebrities and we got to witness firsthand that celebs were just like us and got into arguments and fights just like “real people.”

Oh those were the days.

So I’m behind the times apparently. Story of my life really. This morning I had the video of Gary, Randy Houser, and Jerrod Niemann rocking out to Keep Your Hands to …