Now that Blake Shelton has shared some information about his next album, let’s give the man a hand and throw in some additional details that he withheld.
Many months ago we were in the company of some…let’s call them “little birdies” close to Blake who were flapping their beaks about the song that they are planning to release this month as his next single.
The first thing you should know is that it’s rumored to be all about Miranda Lambert…and not in a nice way. Fans can expect to hear the following phrases in the song:
“You put the B next to itch” (note below), “you put the hang in hangover”, “you put the low in blow,” and “you put the F-U in my future”.
Again, we were given this info many months ago, and now that he is happily involved with Gwen Stefani, maybe plans have changed. Regardless, we are pretty sure you will at least get this bitter song as a track once the album is released…and we can’t wait.
We also can’t wait for Miranda’s response…
Update from Shannon: A rep from Warner Music has informed me that the “B next to itch” line is not in fact part of the song, so sorry about that misinformation. Also, there’s much debate about whether the song is about Miranda Lambert or not. I have my thoughts on the subject, but will say that nothing is for sure (because none of us are in Blake’s head, obviously) and the song could absolutely just be a random song that Blake randomly chose to put on his most “honest album ever,” so, you know, make of it what you will.