As if the Shelton-Lambert household wasn’t already acting as a pseudo-infirmary with Miranda Lambert‘s devastating and unexpected hiatus from the stage due to vocal chord inflammation, Blake Shelton has now become a self-inflicted patient in the lavish recovery ward. The hit-making country music funny man used his good ol’ (emphasis on the “ol'”) sense of humor to share the news with fans:
I'm getting LASIK surgery tomorrow… Why in gods name would I wait til I'm almost dead to get this done?!!! Bitch…
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) July 14, 2015
So, does this mean NBC’s The Voice will have to change its first round of televised auditions to something other than “The Blinds”?
Hey Blake, we strongly suggest you avoid looking directly into any Neon Light in the near future; and I would like to point out that I refrained from any “My Eyes” jokes — and that took a lot of restraint.