Blake Shelton Announces Recent Surgery

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As if the Shelton-Lambert household wasn’t already acting as a pseudo-infirmary with Miranda Lambert‘s devastating and unexpected hiatus from the stage due to vocal chord inflammation, Blake Shelton has now become a self-inflicted patient in the lavish recovery ward. The hit-making country music funny man used his good ol’ (emphasis on the “ol'”) sense of humor to share the news with fans:

So, does this mean NBC’s The Voice will have to change its first round of televised auditions to something other than “The Blinds”?

Hey Blake, we strongly suggest you avoid looking directly into any Neon Light in the near future; and I would like to point out that I refrained from any “My Eyes” jokes — and that took a lot of restraint.

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Jake Owen is down for Larry the Cable Guy’s terrorist hunting plan

The U.S. government has spent a butt-load (understatement) of money on terrorists – hunting them down, preventing them from rising up and killing us all, training them (if you listen to the conspiracy theorists). Well according to Larry the Cable Guy, country music has the perfect weapon of mass terrorist destruction in its midst … Jake Owen.

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