And now we know the truth!
Netflix recently had a bug that caused their movie descriptions to be a bit wonky, which led to this funny description from Taylor Swift's concert movie Taylor Swift: Journey to Fearless.
This special will take you from Taylor's earliest days as an aspiring singer-songwriter to her triumphant arrival as a global "doomsday device."
Yep, looks like the haters were right all along.
Be afraid because Taylor Swift might possibly be a time traveling Satanist
If you'd like to watch Taylor Swift: Journey to Fearless on Netflix, you can do that here.
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