OMG!!! Kill it! Kill it!
This poor dude fell asleep at the toilet (totally safe for work but perhaps not safe for life) and was found in what can only be described as a drunken-exorcism-gone-wrong position.
You will probably find yourself asking how in the world this was possible. I've come to the conclusion that the only logical answer possible is vodka, lots and lots of vodka.
Welcome to the weekend.