Kid Rock had an attempted break in at his home in Detroit recently by a man using crutches. Kid Rock didn't take the attempt lightly and took to his website to basically threaten to shoot anyone else who chooses to violate his space.
Suspect wanted for trespassing, destruction of property and attempted home invasion in Clarkston, MI. Please help the Oakland County Sheriff identify and capture this man. White male. Late 40's – early 50's. Receding hairline. Mustache. Side burns. Smoker. May have crutches. Last seen in the area of M-15 (Ortonville Rd) and Hubbard (just north of I-75) Wednesday afternoon, July 31, 2013 around 4:15pm.
Thank God I was not on the property at the time of this attempted break in. I am an avid hunter and marksman and I will not hesitate to shoot anyone who has myself or family in fear for our lives. I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously regardless of who you are and YES, I do profile people. I am currently profiling any balding white male on crutches driving a white creeper van. Please contact the Oakland County Sheriff Tip Line at 1.800.773.2587 with any information on this jackass. I am offering a $5k reward for any information leading to his arrest.
Thank you in advance. Kid Rock
Luckily Clarkston, Michigan police took a 43-year-old Detroit resident into custody before Kid Rock had the chance to hunt him down like a dog.
On a side note, the AP made a boo boo in reporting the story when they tweeted that Kid Rock had promised $55,000 as a reward to anyone who helped lead to an arrest rather than the $5000 he actually promised. No word on if anyone is going to be able to collect on the reward or not.