Introducing the one and only ACM Awards show photo you need in your collection

Oh sure, by now you've more than likely seen Taylor Swift's golden goddess gown, Carrie Underwood's spring goddess dress, and Keith Urban's just-got-off-the-work-site boots on the red carpet at last night's ACM Awards, but none of those normal (and dare I say it a little too safe for my liking) pictures will do for us REAL country fans. 

We want big boobs, masterful mullets, and golden-toed boots. In other words, we want the ACMs circa the early '90s when Dolly Parton and Billy Ray Cyrus ruled the roost. 

Thankfully, Duane "Dog" (as in The Bounty Hunter) Chapman and his buxom beauty better half, Beth, aren't afraid to give us what we didn't know we were missing, and lots of it! 

Thankfully, Dog and Beth have a new show called Dog and Beth: On The Hunt premiering this month on CMT, so we should get lots of Dog and Beth action on the red carpet in months and maybe years to come. 

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