Is it made of Christmas ribbon? Is it plastic? Is it wet?
What in the world is this dress made of?
The most interesting dress of the evening definitely goes to this lady in orange who I had to Google to find out who the heck she was.
Her name is Susan Yeagley and she's an actress (and not even on 'Nashville', weird).
Seriously, though, what is this made of? I just want to squish it to find out.